Haiku-ing

Haikus are awesome
They don't always make sense though
Laboratories

Anyway, time for
an update filled with weirdness
I can't complete this.

Ashley confided
Through revealing my feelings
That he does like me

Well, that news is new
Never thought that they were right
So... what do I do?

Can't tell Junyang (duh...)
He might get a heart attack
Or embarrass me.

As for Ash's mood
It might turn very sour
When he realizes this

For all you stalkers,
STFU about this.
I won't really mind

Since I will not care
Or give a damn about this
You could reveal this.

But, Ashley would care.
His reputation ain't good.
Nor is his temper.

Let's put it this way.
He forced Junyang to shut up,
Something we all can't.

And his cruel tactics.
You might be a sucker for
punishment. Not me.

Alright? Got it, guys?
I can control my temper
Better than Ashley

Still, don't piss me off.
Anybody teasing me
Will die. Understood?

Mabel, the Dumbstruck.
(Dunno whether this is real.
If so, this is cool?)

Update: Yes, I know.
If you're bursting with "comments",
I'll kill you later.

I have got tons of
Haikus to write for this post.
What was I saying?

Oh yes. The update.
Not sure about my mood now.
Depends on comments

Varies from zero
To maybe infinity.
I'm feeling schizo.

There is something else
How would the... issue pan out?
I'm confused 'bout this...

I should end this here
Though I like posting haikus.
I enjoyed this post.