No movie tonight. Went for a wedding dinner instead. Somewhere in my grandmother's side, I have approximately 900 relatives. One of them just got married today. It's less Prince Charming meets damsel in distress, and more Beauty and the Beast, if you know what I mean. It took ages to start it. It was meant to start at 7. Everybody arrived at around 7.30. Chatted til 8. The dinner officially started at 8.30. And when it reached 8.30, there were some people drunk. Not puke-your-stomach-out drunk, but the "think you're God's gift to women and the art of humor" drunk. He was cheering on everything, and anything.
The waiter came to serve the food.
Cheered.
The bride and groom walked in.
Cheered.
They showed the video.
Cheered.
Hell, if the bride and groom had sex on stage, he would have cheered while the rest of us would leave awkwardly.
Tuition wasn't too bad. Our teacher just came back from Japan, and he was unusually chatty. Kelly and I were busy bullshitting like we used to. And laughing at all the inappropriate jokes of course.
He mentioned that his JC 1 teacher used to be very open. She'd mention that she had sex the night before, and would be tired etc.
We imagined his teacher looking like a certain teacher. No surprise that we laughed like crazy.
His Sec 2 teacher was also the discipline mistress, and would end up late because of incidents. She'd always tell the class why she was late. Usually because of fights between jocks, though there was once she caught guys throwing pubic hair at each other. That was strange enough to be true, and heck, we didn't care.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Still, too bad there weren't enough people. Me, Joel, Ashley, Endure, Shan and her crony, JY, Karen and Crystal came.
Mabel, the Tired
Update: Same as yesterday. Except higher because today's Saturday and Kelly came for tuition.
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