Ramblings of a girl

If you're looking for an update, it's at the bottom of the post. I'm just here to ramble. If you want to, you might want to analyze it for a peek into my state of mind.

Now, let's begin. I still use forums. They're fun, especially when some of them are like toned down versions of /b/. Just found a topic where the OP tried to warn everybody about the dangers of air. Unsurprisingly, I saw something I could use, and hijacked the thread to talk about Dihydrogen Monoxide. H2O1. H2O. Water. I'd reproduce what I wrote, but I can't find the topic. A troll just stomped through the whole place and has started a flame war. I'm joining later, assuming the mods haven't deleted it yet.

I'm actually surprised that my store of general knowledge still hasn't failed me yet. I've got something for nearly everything. Earlier just now, one of my car-fanatic ex-schoolmate was wondering who would win a drag race. Mclaren F1 or a Bugatti Veyron. I told him Mclaren would have a headstart, but Bugatti will win given sufficient distance. He watched the clip which I watched 2 weeks ago. I was right. He was surprised.

In a separate topic, somebody mentioned, "Life was an STD with a 100% fatality rate." I took out an old document of mine that had these weird quotes in my laptop and copy-pasted the whole 5 pages out. He was hugely impressed.

I'll copy out a small section here.

Death is Life’s version of “You’re fired.”
Eagles can soar on wings, free and mighty, but us weasels won’t get sucked into the aircraft engines.
The early bird gets the worm. Why doesn’t anybody talk about the early worm’s bad luck?
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mice gets the cheese.
Who looked at a cow and said, “I’ll squeeze those pink dangly things over there and drink whatever comes out of it.”
God can never win a lawsuit against Satan because all lawyers go to hell.
You’re one in a million. That means that there are more than 6000 people just like you.
In a crash, keep your eyes open or you’ll miss the part where you die.
Reality is just a lack of alcohol.
In the race between us and the universe, where we try to make geniuses and the universe, idiots, we seem to be losing.
Gravity doesn’t exist. Earth just sucks.
Diplomacy is patting each other on the back while trying to find a bazooka before the others.
The quickest way to a man’s heart isn’t through his stomach. It’s through his chest with a chainsaw.
Only the good die young. If that’s the case, Osama is immortal.
Quotes are good at ending arguments. So are assault rifles.
Beam me up, Jesus!
What has four legs and an arm? One happy, rabid bulldog.
You’re stupid, I’m drunk. Tomorrow morning, I’m sober.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours. If it doesn’t, go get your hunting rifle and hunt it down.
If you don’t try you’ll never succeed. If you do try, chances are, you still wouldn’t succeed.
If in doubt, use C4.
That isn’t cheating. Just teamwork.
School is another word for hell with artificial lighting.
Dyslexics around the world, untie!
DNA is just the National Dyslexics Association.
You’re two letters from being an asset.
If you sing like that 300 years ago, you’ll be branded a witch. Now, you’ll just go to the auditions for American Idol and embarrass yourself on national TV.
We never break rules. Only stretch them.
Your children are responsible for choosing your nursing home. Be good to them.
The village called. Their idiot is missing.
If you know the paramedic would laugh when they hear it, don’t do it.
The man who built the cruise missiles must really hate his in-laws.
When everything comes to you, you’re on the wrong side of the road.
I woke up and realized that burglars had stolen everything and replaced them with exact duplicates!
Alcohol - The key to the retard in us all.
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every second of it.
It isn’t funny when somebody gets hurt. It’s hilarious.
A 44 caliber pistol beats 4 aces.
Our combined intelligence is a fixed constant. Stop having babies.
An organization is like the human body. If nobody shits, nothing can be done.
An organization is like a pyramid of monkeys. Some are going up, others going down. Some are moving in, others going out. When the top monkey looks down, all it sees are smiling faces. When the monkeys at the bottom look up, all they see are assholes
A computer increases the speed of almost everything. Even the number of mistakes made per second.
When I was drunk, you were beautiful.
We worship the quicksand you walk on.
Forgive your enemies. Never forget their names, addresses, or the schools where their kids go to.
Never interrupt a mistake. Especially when the end is an impressive fireball.
The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn’t suck is the day when Microsoft attempts to market a vacuum cleaner.
Life is the interlude between nothingness and your death.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for a patch of land that doesn’t belong to you anyway.
A bad friend stabs you in the back. A good friend stabs you in the front.
To err is to be human. To forgive is not company policy.
Efficiency is doing things right the first time. Effectiveness is doing the right thing. Success is doing the right things right, right now.
Life kills time until time kills you.
The Internet is 99% porn. The 1% is where to find them.
That’s the problem with bending the rules. They snap right into your face.
The majority can be wrong, especially when you are a lemming.
Soccer is 22 strong buff men running around while 22 million overweight men sit around watching them run.

That's about 1.5 pages.

Anyway, holding a competition later on a FB game, giving out up to a million bucks about songs based on this playlist. My friend is gonna be the one hosting it, seeing as he's more popular on that forums. I'll be the money behind it.

Also, just something to wonder.

Why am I always cheering on the underdog? The guy(s) I had a crush on were never the most popular ones. One of them was an outcast from the "society".

And the stuff I like.

Bowling for Soup, Corrine May, Leverage, Little by Little, Dexter Morgan, Maximum Ride.

They aren't very well known. Okay. I know that Maximum Ride is very well-known in ACS(I), but anywhere else, when I drop references to the aforementioned stuff, nobody recognizes it. I got the friend I mentioned to post some Leverage quotes, seeing as he's also a Leverage fanatic. Out of a combined sum of 1800+ friends, only one recognized it.

Girl All The Bad Guys Want

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!

Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me!

Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!

There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!

Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.

She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!


Bowling for Soup is good, 'kay. Leverage is, however, no good. It's AWESOME.

I won't be advertising here, but I loved this show since well, the pilot. Parker and Alec are awesome! Nathan is not bad, but he isn't a tech whizz nor the world's best cat burglar.

Sophie is just... *insert adjective better than awesome*. She's an expert on languages and can lie without blinking an eye. Heck, she even managed to con the whole Leverage Team. And the best is, she can act... when it's an act. She's a horrible actress otherwise.

Most of the Leverage team are excellent actors, when required. Alec acted as a lawyer, and won a rigged case using nothing but a little appeal to emotions. Elliot is a fantastic cook, and in most jobs, he acts as a thug/waiter and once, he cooked for 200 people while on a job. Nathan, although he's a messed-up alcoholic, usually stays behind and acts as the brain.

And Parker. She's crazy. She's the world best thief. And she is freaked out by human interactions. She managed to help Alec throw a case by being a juror.

Now all we need is a crazy case where Anita from Numb3rs is killed. The Numb3rs and CSI team races to solve it, but they can't exact punishment because of the person's skill. So, they hire the Leverage team to take said person down. He escapes and makes his way to Miami, tracked by the Leverage Team. Elliot hires Dexter Morgan to help him kill the person at the end of the 3 part season finale/crossover while the CSI teams closes one eye. That'll be AWESOME!

Mabel, the Leverage/Numb3rs/Dexter/CSI fan.

Update: Joel, my ex-classmate will be going overseas tomorrow, and he personally came down to my place to deliver his birthday gift.

THANKS!

He is one of the more thoughtful classmates I have. Chris is, but he doesn't like to go out with us. Never mind, if we can get our form teacher to come along for WWW, he'll have no choice.

(A new system where 100 is normal). I'm feeling 130 right now. :D