The Orientation

I'm not one for keeping a blog actually. I was more of a tell-it-like-it-is kind of person. I made it clear to some people that they were nowhere near the top of my list, usually by including some swear words in it. Colorful, no doubt, but after a while it got me in trouble.

As you might know, I'm quite the adaptable person. My MO now changed to beat up people using sarcasm, and some colorful similes. I've described working with some people to be "as fun as shoving a pickled egg up a mountain lion's ass" or "as enjoyable as watching Drew Carey mud wrestling in a nudist camp". It was so much more... refined, and it brought me great joy to insult them, because let's face it. How many times can you use a swear word before it gets old? But with sarcasm, it's new each time.

And today, I got to use something new.

"You're as to-the-point as Koizumi, aren't you?"

Yes, that is a reference to Itsuki Koizumi from Haruhi Suzumiya, famous for his long-winded speeches on philosophy, like Anthropic Principle, on his views on Haruhi, the Organization, etc.

Mabel, the Yuki Nagato.

What was I gonna say? Yes. School was enjoyable, with the orientation of the newbies. They were doing the usual games, usual talks, usual tours, etc. And they're so impressionable. If Kelly and I could, we would have grabbed a class, and taught them how to access the auditorium through doors that they never watch over. We'd also teach them the back pathways through the school, and the different ways through the school so that they would never get wet, and never be seen by teachers wandering around the more common paths. :D