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Wahahahaha.

Yes, somebody finally joined all the dots and worked it out. Okay, so he called me a Haruhi stalker, which is dumb. But, on the other hand, he did work out all the hints, the statuses, profile pics that I like Haruhi Suzumiya.

Let's see the evidence:

Pics from HS.

References to HS.

References from HS.

The last is the most common, with the Mohorovičić discontinuity, Anthropic Principle, Highway Hypnosis, Battle of Leyte Gulf, Fall of Hyperion and Denkensha. I'll leave it to you to work out where each reference comes from...

Now, on with school matters. I'm really tempted to join CAP, mainly because of the fun I had during the dare. I could try next year, if they allow private candidates. Emphasis on if, sadly enough.

Today, we were doing some final touch-ups to our classroom's deco. Unsurprisingly, we came up with all sorts of crap to the question "Why did you put that up?"

Why did we put up a spiked ball made of ang pows?
To symbolize last year's painful defeat.

Why did we put up a plate with Zodiac animals on top of the projector?
Because we needed to put it somewhere, and we had somebody tall enough to put it up with only a chair.

Why did we put a tripwire at the class door made from red string?
To symbolize a trap against bad luck (read:teachers)

So, now our class looks like an utter mess. Luckily, a bunch of people are staying behind to clear it up. I'm gonna get some of our failed experiments with drink cans as a memento of the power of a spark of insanity and not enough time.

Remember kids! The best ideas don't come from a spark of creativity and a large dollop of bullshit patience and determination. They come from a spark of insanity, and not enough time. Copy that down somewhere!

So anyway, I've just completed my experiment. I have successfully isolated 2 aspects of my personality. So, on Thursday, I descended into another emo spell.

For all those who realized what was going on, and mentioned to me their concern/discovery/whatever,



You're a good friend.


For those who continued to mock, tease me,

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And now, what's your problem with my foul-mouthed comments?

You know that I usually vary between sarcasm, a threatening silence and cursing. SIlence if I'm offended, but not enough to convince me that you're worth my saliva. Sarcasm if I'm offended enough to warrant the use of my mouth, and not enough to rob me of all higher mental functions. Swearing is anywhere between sarcasm and clubbing you with the nearest handheld object.

And there's of course me putting you in a chokehold, or me putting in a judo armlock, but we're both seated in a class, so it'll be kinda tough for me to use the element of surprise.

So let's see. You antagonize me, convince me that you're about as useful to me as Taniguchi in Snow Mountain Syndrome, force me to insult you, then you bring in the teachers.

You're in trouble. What I've shown in class discussions is the tip of the iceberg of what I know. I can fight too.

Mabel, the Foul Mouthed Devil