Newton's First Law states that if you fire a 20kg payload at 40km/h in space, it'll fly forever until it ruins someone's day by crashing into their backyard.

Newton's Second Law shows that a car travelling at 1km/h hitting you will scare you, a toy car travelling at 1km/h is barely noticeable, and a car travelling at 100km/h will ruin the rest of your life.

Newton's Third Law explains why punching someone will hurt you too.

It's official. Newton is one badass son of a bitch.

Nah, not really.

I'm just bored.

I just tried out some stuff for NAPFA because I had nothing to do, and I didn't feel like finishing up Rise of Endymion. I've finished the HS transcription, so now, I'm off to genderbend it all. Hell yeah.

My 2.4 got me a B. So did my inclined pull ups and my situps. I'm still worried about my standing broad jump. I've got the advantage of leg muscles, but as my father so eloquently put it, I'm meant to jump and land gently, not try my best to make a crater. Gotta do some tuck jumps, if I'm going to achieve that in time for NAPFA. I've got confidence in my Shuttle Run though.

As it turns out, I'm not a good choice to sit next to if I don't have anything to do except to talk to you. No comment about what we said, but I'll give the gist.

We've agreed that elephants could engage in auto-fellatio. Trunks, a little bending here and there... Okay, enough info. Then, we discussed animals having sex, and various analogies. Hamsters are 2 little balls of fur bouncing around. We can't decide whether elephants mount or they use their oversized trunks. It depends which wins: Logic, or Rule of Funny (or at least according to our warped sense of humour). And that concludes the gist of our hour-long convo. I was going to discuss the last scene from The Lonely Island's Boombox, but there were time restraints.

We continue our convo on my FB status about Encyclopedia Dramatica's Offended page. They recently fixed the formatting, and removed the duplicates. And they added a pic of an infamous Texan president at the bottom. The joke was hilariously lampshaded when Kelly claimed to looked through the whole page, before cringing in disgust at Bush's face.

My next status was inspired from the talkpage, which mentioned people getting off it. That, too is highly disgusting, and thus, I posted that the only thing worse than Encyclopedia Dramatica's Offended is knowing that somewhere, people are jacking off to it.

A forum regular asked for a link, because of Bile Fascination. I told her that it was HIGHLY NSFW. She ignored it, and went for the Schmuck Bait. I told her that Google was her best friend. She replied an hour that she ran out of synonyms for "screwed up" to describe what she saw.

Anyway, I'm planning on reading Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead just to impress people. And because it's funny how the characters start leaning against the 4th wall, during the very first scene, involving coin-flipping and nearly 90 heads in a row.

See ya for now,

Mabel, bolditalicsunderlinestrikethrough Credit goes to me, myself and moi.