Is this normal? I want to meet the school counsellor. I assume the counsellor will be female, mainly because all male counsellors are all Freuds, and I'm pretty sure most of my quirks do not stem from repressed sexual urges. Those will be for the guys.

I'll be questioned about my ongoing love-hate relationship with homework. No doubt, the ideal situation would be me spilling out my innermost secrets like some badly-written doujin. But where's the fun in that? You might as well slip Veritaserum into my bottle while you're at it.

Maybe my strange use of swearing and euphemisms. I've drifted to using Precision F Strikes, because a well-used "motherfucker" is way more effective than spraying the air with "fuck"s, like how Tsuruya ends every sentence with nyoro~ in a ton of fanfics. Euphemisms are currently my favorite. It's more fun to call people "hornier than a dirty old man with a Viagra overdose". Okay, in said case, he'd be dead because it does screw up your blood. That's not the point here.

Or perhaps my sick mind. The very sick mind of mine. Hey, that rhymes! Elephants, prawns, and snarky comments I make to Captain Obvious and people who seem to have lobotomized the part of the brain that contains "Common Sense". Dammit. I'm talking to some juniors, while pointing at one of the seniors, and that senior only. What else would I talk about other than ask for my juniors' opinion on said senior? The Anal Kama Sutra? Necrophilic Bestiality 101? The pros and cons of bananas and cucumbers? See, context makes all the difference!

Or maybe a quick background check. The bullying, teasing and ostracizing would be a contributing factor to my... quirks. I like quirks. It makes you sound less crazy and just odd.

What about a quick test to see what my personality fits? Or more likely, how exactly to categorize? I've got Tsundere tendencies, as in I'm usually scowling on the train, but rather happy and relaxed. Or Kuudere, since I'm not exactly a talkative person, with most people. Wouldn't that be closer to Dandere? Then again, I snark at everything, given the correct mood, so I'd be The Snark Knight. I do like to think of myself as more of a Bunny Ears Lawyer.

Alright, moving on.

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Nagaru Tanigawa is getting to work on Surprise of Haruhi Suzumiya! He's more than halfway done, and it opens out really well. Baka-Tsuki isn't too sure on what to do since Hachette only took the license for 1-9. I personally believe that since Hachette took 1-9, screw it. Go translate as much as possible, while using the forums to translate. And post the completed thing, and sticky it as a "failsafe". Then when Hachette comes back down like a shipping container of bricks, lock the whole forum and wait for 11.

In Alpha, nothing interesting happens. That's exactly what Kyon says. The action's in Beta, where Yuki is still down. Turns out that her bastard boss, realizing that killing Yuki wouldn't be too god for its survival, chooses to elect Yuki to be the ambassador to the Sky Canopy Domain; exposing her existence and sanity to something which is as alien to her as the IDSE is to humans.

Let me repeat myself. Yuki has been sent to meet with Cthulhu. For those not so well-versed with HP Lovecraft, here's a Bionicle version. She's meeting with Tren Krom. The IDSE understands the Sky Canopy Dominion as well as humans understand the IDSE, let me repeat myself. All because they aren't allowed to delete Yuki. Nice job not covering the loopholes, Kyon.

Finished the 4th story in Continuance just now. It was... very interesting to see Kyon sink into melancholy because Haruhi's flirting with Koizumi a lot.

Mabel, Exam's coming up. She's screwed, that's for sure. :D