DOODLE

WHY SO SERIOUS? LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!
- Joker, Also scrawled on my foolscap pad's cover.

Doodling is fun. It makes your stuff uniquely yours, and you can include all sorts of shit in there.

My foolscap pad seems to be my best one, which I have uploaded on fB in a private album, along with all my other pads. I have a Cell Cycle diagram on one side, complete with annotations in my beautiful handwriting. There are also various "3D" letters, hexagons after hexagons, random math equations like q=(q^2-q)/(q-1) and the Drake Equation, which I mention often when I'm arguing that aliens are likely.

N=R*Fp*Ne*Fl*Fi*Fc*(1+Nr)*Fm*L

N=Number of contactable civilizations

R=Rate of star formation

Fp=Average planet formation rate per star

Ne=Average chance of life-supporting conditions forming.

Fl=Average chance of life forming on said planet.

Fi=Average chance of life gaining intelligence.

Fc=Average chance of intelligent life creating technology that can broadcast.

Nr=Chance of civilizations reforming where a previous one that created broadcasting tech died.

Fm=METI factor. METI is a program that broadcasts interstellar communication, hoping somebody would pick it up.

L=Length of time where civilization engages in METI.

There's some weird shit math equation, like this one, that proves that studying is harmful.

STUDY=NOFAIL
NOSTUDY=FAIL
STUDY+NOSTUDY=FAIL+NOFAIL
STUDY(NO+1)=FAIL(NO+1)
STUDY=FAIL

Doubtless to say, my math teacher ain't gonna be too happy should see see this.

Also, just to piss people off, I've written down the 1st 14 numbers, starting from 0. Rube Goldberg style. :D

(x^0)-1

-(e^iπ)

(pq/pq)+1

x^2-6x-9

2^2

√25

3!

6.99999999999999999999999

1000 (Binary)

IX

x^3-30x^2+300x-1000

1331^(1/3)

(3^1)*(2^2)

C (hexadecimal)

If you don't understand some of it, too bad.

Now, I should really do my 剪报, mainly because my teacher swore a painful and drawn-out death to anybody who doesn't hand it in tomorrow or something like that. Here's the problem. I left the newspapers under my desk. Which is in the classroom. Which is locked in the classroom. Which is in the school compounds. Which is locked. And I am screwed. Unless I can finish it tomorrow in 10 minutes.

Translation: I'm screwed.

Three cheers for Mabel!

Mabel, Screwed by her Carelessness.