Who cares what Daria says in their last 2 seasons. Being snarky is fun. And, from people like Scott Adams, Neil Humphreys, etc. It can make you money. Therefore, I'm not changing my cynical attitude to life.

ANYWAY, what was I going to say before I read about Daria in TvTropes?

Oh yes. I was reading about a book named Daemon last night on, you guessed it. It's now on my table next to my computer, and I'm up to page 272.

Meanwhile, earlier that night, I was reading OneOfUs, and I heard about Bump of Chicken. Don't ask me why the weird name. I'd put the blame on shitty translators. Anyway, they had a song dedicated to Rei Ayanami of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

As of today, 4pm, I just got what... all 70 songs on my iTunes. That's 5.4 hours of songs, downloaded via a Youtube Downloader, and a extractor to get the m4as out. It took me a total of 5+ hours, but it was worth it.

Ah, speaking of Youtube, I've got to download Season 1 of Haruhi, and Lucky Star. Optional: Watch Lucky Star, from 11 to 24 before downloading. Once both seasons of K-ON are up, I'll try to get my hands on the subbed versions. If there's enough space, I'll get the dubbed versions of Lucky Star and Haruhi's Season 1.

So, yeah. I'm a walking, talking encyclopedia of/advertisements for tropes.

Anyway, I'd like to talk about lesbians, mainly because I was quite bored today, and had the time to ponder a lot.

Basically, the point is that if you REALLY want to grab a guy's attention, go make out with another girl.

Really.

You see it everywhere. Besides, from the way guys talk, it seems like one of the top 10 fetishes.

The only problem is that, well, that's overrated. Fantasies about lesbians, I mean. I've got no beef about their orientation, except that they shouldn't be near roads, heavy machinery or nuclear reactors when they make out. The last thing I wanna read in the news is that a 16-car pileup on the CTE claimed 22 lives because a couple was making out, or there was another Chernobyl because some idiot brought his laptop to work and didn't notice the reactor going supercritical because he was too bussy fapping away.

The problem is that fantasies about lesbians are inherently flawed. By participating, you're shifting their attention from themselves to you, which removes the main source of sexual tension. Besides, they're lesbians. They're interested in their own team, not you.

Besides, ever tried managing a team consisting of girls? It's tough enough. Now imagine them in a state of sexual ecstasy. Apart from the obvious lemons, it becomes very difficult. And if they were lesbians in the first place, expect a date with your right hand instead. Not to mention that they'd be better in certain areas than most men.

Alright, you know what. Let's settle this simply. You don't imagine me in lesbian fantasies, and I'll move on to something less likely to make me look some perverted dude who's acting as a girl, kay?

Alright.

Now that that's done, let's move on to something called the World Cup.

I can assure you one thing. Some schools may boast, but so long as it's a boys' school, you'll have a lot of zombies after the World Cup finals. I don't care what you think, I think it's been pretty screwed up so far. Let's put it this way. Hot favorites, Brazil, again, got kicked out. But this time, by Netherlands. You know, somewhere in Northern Europe? Not exactly a likely candidate. Still, Uruguay's going against Netherlands on Wednesday, and Germany's going against Spain on Thursday.

Personally, my money's on Germany winning the World Cup. They've got a solid track record, but knowing the Irony Gods, Germany will most probably end up 4th, with Uruguay winning the World Cup. I've bet 4 bucks with an RGS friend. We've yet to settle how exactly we'll do the paying. Basically, if Uruguay wins, she pays me 4 dollars. If Uruguay doesn't win, I pay her 4 dollars.

I trust my genre-savviness.

Failing that, I trust that she'll forget about it.

Anyway, do you know what some people call 4chan? The cesspool of the Internet, etc.

Whatever.

They're known for being everywhere, the Anonymous of /b/. And they're conducting Chanology, which to put simply, is an all-out guerilla war against Scientology. Mainly because of Scientology, they lost Chef from South Park. But that's just my imagination at work.

Anyway, they've decided that since everybody (in /b/, and a good chunk of FB) hates Justin Bieber, they're gonna do the world a service with their next prank. Bieber is conducting an online survey to see which country should he make a stop at. /b/ decided that DPRK, and its leader, Kimberly would love to have Bieber.

Isreal really doesn't want Bieber to go to DPRK, 800 votes behind. Poland also wants to get the castrato to their country, with 510k votes. The nearest competitor, Turkey has 100+k votes. Evidently, somewhere along the way, it became a 3-way arms race.

Ah, what the hell. As long as (s)he stays out of SEA, I'm happy.

So, back to myself. I'm playing Nationstates quite a bit, now that I've finally found my password. I'd applaud myself, the kind of measures I put in 2 years back to safeguard my password.

I'm designing a backstory for my nation, and a military outline, based off various militaries, and a complete rip of Israel's Samson Option, which consists of Isreal going crazy and firing every single nuke they have, if any, at various targets. Samson's very existence tells the world, "If you fuck with me, I'll fuck up the whole world. Don't test me."

It's pretty effective, if you ask me.

Anyway, I'm off to download the rest of Lucky Star onto my computer for a certain schoolmate. I've got 5 out of 24 done.

Mabel, Questionably Legal.