I'm bored. Again.

I don't know how many times I've listened to Punkish Regular, Daga Sore Sake Janai, Parallel Days and Toki no Puzzle, and the other Suzumiya Haruhi image songs. Perhaps I should start racking up the playcounts on my K-ON Image Songs in iTunes.

The "closing ceremony" took my mind off my boredom after a while, but the replacements have taken the community's mind off it. Everybody's competing and trying to establish themselves in the void our departure created. It's like mob politics, except with less bullets and more snarking and stealthy hits that would confuse newcomers unversed in our in-jokes and nods to the older members.

The only thing I find fun is the roleplaying boards, TvTropes, writing, sleeping (lots of it) and reading inappropriate fanfiction. Yes, inappropriate fanfiction.

And yes, they were filled with lemony goodness. And yes, I do realize how similar I am to Konata.

Seriously, how do you find innocent girls nowadays?

The Internet, dear god, the Internet is filled with stuff. 4chan and Google. And Yahoo, and a ton of other image search engines.

You've gotta be a hikkikomori to miss out on the corruption.

I had a discussion with Kelly in our private chat channel about whether guys would prefer girls that came un-corrupted or pre-corrupted. Yes, we have our private IRC channel. It isn't that tough. We're the only ones that know its name, and just in case, it's by invite only.

We both assumed that all guys are perverts. Judging by prior experience, that isn't too far a stretch.

I advocated pre-corrupted. She wanted un-corrupted. My main point was that pre-corrupted gave both parties 2 sets of ideas. Kelly said that innocent minds are more fun to corrupt. I reminded her that while it is fun, there's nothing new.

Besides, pre-corrupted minds are more fun to explore. You never know what she actually knows, and you can easily bounce off your sick ideas and get responses without having to slow down so much to explain the meaning of sexual slang.

Of course, I'm being incredibly biased here. I AM the one here writing here, y'know...

You know what? Since I'm writing here, might as well continue with my ramblings.

I've always acted like a guy. I fought, I cursed, and I exploited others. There were some parts of me which were more like a girl, like how I bully people. Yes, even though I had a near 0% Approval Rating, I could still bully people. I don't need violence. After all, violence perceived is violence achieved, in the words of Michael Western. Mostly, I used my acerbic wit, lack of shame and a small amount of violence to get my way. The violence consisted of me, and my pencil case of potentially lethal stationery. And a few moves, including my favorite throwing move and a few jabbing actions in nerve clusters.

Yeah, I was a tomboy, mainly because I found having 2 X chromosomes has its advantages.

1) Kicks in the groin, no matter how hard will not render me infertile. But it'll still hurt like hell because you're still getting kicked viciously.

2) Girls are meant to be more innocent. So when a girl starts wondering how you'd look like in yaoi, reactions include curiosity at just how kinky she is, shock at how kinky she is and utter indifference. Actually, that's all there is. Tell me if there's more.

3) Guys have a brain, and a dick, and enough blood to run one at a time. Girls can use that to their advantage. You've got a way to control guys, so might as well use it to get all you can, while leaving them asking for more. Or some, as it usually turns out.

4) Trust me, guys, brains and looks aren't inversely proportioned.

5) Girls can wear pants. Guys can't wear skirts.

Actually, from a reproductive standpoint, wouldn't it make more sense for guys to wear skirts, and girls to wear pants?

6) Girl on Girl is Hot. Guy on Guy is Not.

On the other hand,

1) Guys don't bleed from the groin every month or so.

2) Guys tend to be more athletic. Emphasis on "tend".

3) Guys don't have to worry about upskirts because they don't wear skirts.

4) Guys can say perverted stuff and corrupt other people without the awkwardness that a girl would get.

And that's why combining both is a great idea to me. I'm a girl, so I come with all the physical advantages that come with it.

I train and base my NAPFA off the guys' tables, so I am fit, despite being on the computer all the time. Or at least, that's what my classmates think. And I'm still in love with Suzumiya Haruhi, K-ON, Neon Genesis Evangelion and Lucky Star.